A hunter goes out in the woods hunting bear. He takes a 30-06 in a light carbine style rifle and stalks though the woods but can't find a bear.
He then hears a noise behind him and turns around to see a massive grizzly towering over him. He shits himself, drops the rifle and tries to run but the grizzly grabs him, rips off his pants and rapes him then and there.
The hunter crawls away and staggers back to the trading post where he rests up for the night and decides to go back for revenge. He goes to the store, buys a 338 Winchester Magnum and some ammo and goes back out.
After a while he can't find the grizzly and is wondering where it is when he hears a noise behind him. He turns around to find the grizzly towering over him. The grizzly rips the rifle out of his hand turns him over and does him dry again.
The hunter comes to later and crawls back to the trading post, buys a 458 Winchester Magnum, some ammo and torch and heads back out.
Again he can't find the bear and as he goes to give up he hears a familiar noise behind him and turns to see the bear there again.
The bear rips the rifle out of his hands and says ' you ain't here for the huntin are ya boy??'
xa-coupe wrote:Not bad... reminds of an old bear hunting joke.
A hunter goes out in the woods hunting bear. He takes a 30-06 in a light carbine style rifle and stalks though the woods but can't find a bear.
He then hears a noise behind him and turns around to see a massive grizzly towering over him. He shits himself, drops the rifle and tries to run but the grizzly grabs him, rips off his pants and rapes him then and there.
The hunter crawls away and staggers back to the trading post where he rests up for the night and decides to go back for revenge. He goes to the store, buys a 338 Winchester Magnum and some ammo and goes back out.
After a while he can't find the grizzly and is wondering where it is when he hears a noise behind him. He turns around to find the grizzly towering over him. The grizzly rips the rifle out of his hand turns him over and does him dry again.
The hunter comes to later and crawls back to the trading post, buys a 458 Winchester Magnum, some ammo and torch and heads back out.
Again he can't find the bear and as he goes to give up he hears a familiar noise behind him and turns to see the bear there again.
The bear rips the rifle out of his hands and says ' you ain't here for the huntin are ya boy??'