Latest varmint equipment?

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Latest varmint equipment?

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I gotta tell you I reckon I need one of these. Not to kill rabbits cause I'd rather shoot them. But just to play with........ I like loud bangy(read destuctive) type toys!

http://bunnyblasters.com.au/serv01.htm
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I've just ordered one of the above Bunny blasters. Putting things in place now to start a new business with it. I'll be giving all the folks on this forum a 20% discount on all services I provide as well. The main service at this stage will be the clearing of blocked drains. I think it will do a marvelous job here providing you leave your toilet seat down. (How bout your neighbours drain when he's not home?) Another service will be decoking of diesel 4wd exhausts. I'm thinking you could gain at least 10% more horse power and a sh** load better economy from this one! And for the petrol car drivers with a clogged up cat convertor....... I'll be able to fix that one as well. The first job for me though will be that mongrel blood mouse under the oven. Should do the job there nicely here.
Another thing I felt it might be handy for is getting the Mrs out of bed. One nice big charge of gas under the bed sheets and.................... khrump.....the lazy bitch is out of bed.....too easy!!! "Sorry sweet heart you must have farted yourself out of bed"
If you've got any other ideas for my new business please let me know.
Cheers Brett
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Post by walking_death »

you could stick it up your arse and cure your piles..
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Post by 300RUM »

Good on ya................ Wasn't me complaining about my hemorrhoids when I had to get on the back of the bike last pig hunting trip!!!!!

Franchises available for the above business at http://www.Dunnyblasters.com.au
Col. Pogy

Post by Col. Pogy »

Use that device to power a MORTAR! Stuff a (you name it) in the tube and launch. Been cat tossin' in the US for years, using natural gas! You need a sabot though. pogy
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